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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Born to express and not to impress.
Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears.”
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
Mans are many but money is money.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason
Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
If your brain was money, you wouldn’t have a cent
Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
I’m totally a cheap date, I don’t pay for anything.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women – and so little time.
The longer the title the less important the job.
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Funny Status For Whatsapp