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Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them.
You are special…. But not for me.
70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
We Live in Generation Where, “Deleting history is more important than creating history ”
My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it’s infinite!
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them .
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
All girls are my sisters except you.
What happens if a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
I just want a boy that’s gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Funny Status For Whatsapp