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Most Popular Crazy Status for Whatsapp.
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Nice status about Craziness.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Save water – Drink beer!
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Short Whatsapp Status Update by Crazy Status.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook status.
Best Words for Crazy People Quotes.
Love is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Whatsapp status is loading…..
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’.
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…..
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Short Crazy Quote.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Second chances are for looser….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
Once a cheater always a repeater…
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Jealousy = I actually care about you.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her ID card.
It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh.
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Status for Crazy Friends.
Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!
I will kill you with my awesomeness…
Totally available! Please disturb me…
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
Single doesn’t always mean available…
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
I’m so poor… I can’t even pay attention.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
The best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol
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